Category: Joke Board
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.
He kept them in the pool, back of his mansion. The
millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the
party he announces, "My dear guests...I have a proposition
to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my
daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of
alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of
a large SPLASH!! There was a guy in the pool swimming with
all he could...the crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking.
Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed. The
millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't
think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the
bargain...do you want my daughter or the one million
dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't
want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that
WATER!!!"
Good 1 ..smile
I don't get it and maybe that's good thing?